[[This is an example of the stuff I’ve been getting.

Sorry but guys, really, but that shit isn’t cute.

Kindly refrain from putting stuff like this in my inbox or I will permanently leave anon off.]]

[[School is ending in a month, so i’m going to fix up this blog and put it back on its frenchy feet by then!

I’m also deleting the entire inbox.

And i’m going to be really strict on questions from now on.

I’m sorry guys, but the amount of ridiculous, unanswerable questions this box is filled with is immense.

So only the good ones will get answered, the other ones deleted.

Sorry about that and i’m really not trying to be rude or anything, but it’s really aggravating because some of the questions lately have just been straight up stupid.

But like I said, i’ll get this blog back up as soon as I can.]] 

NO— DON’T LICK THE MONA LISA!!

askartiekirkland:

What’s all this, now?

What— oh— nothing. Did I say something? Oh dear, is it time for tea?

….

I mean— If I had said something, it certainly wasn’t anything such as a love confession.

Well, it might have been. Maybe— Probably—

Yes, yes it was.

Come now. You all have the internet.

And a tumblr.

You should know this sort of thing by now.

Tisk tisk.

Whatever you say dear.

[[Kill it with fire.]]